How to be a better webcam girl...

Just some suggestions for the cam girls on xham:

1/ Back up! Having the cam 2 inches from one tit shows nothing.
2/ Stop catering to the "show feet baby" guys. They are a small subset of your viewers, and no one else gets the foot thing. The people who dont like feet think this is trash.
3/ If you have to do this whole " be quiet my boss/ boyfriend/ other people are here" please stop holding up your finger to your lips shushing us. They cant hear us. Do you not know how cameras work?
4/ Turn your music down!
5/ Can we stop with the overacting on lush vibrations. Some of you girls act like your being pussy murdered with a chainsaw. They are not that strong.
6/ some of you girls claiming to squirt, we know you are just pissing all over your room. Some are real, but anyone with a common knowledge of the female orgasm can tell the difference.
7/ Stop fucking with the camera every 2 seconds. Moving it up 1/2 an inch only to move it back again.

Hope this helps.