Starting a church of porn

Imagine a house of worship where men and women could gather to worship pornography and share their love of gooning and masturbation. Imagine a church will walls plastered in pornographic posters and foldouts, deep stained glass windows to shield from outside world, and large megascreens of big tit porn playing all the time. Some pews have dildos on them so that women or men can plan themselves firmly on them while they worship, Prayers calling people to worship porn and masturbate more can be heard echoing through church along with the grunting of gooners. Offerings are of porn dvds, thumbdrives, and magazines for other porn worshippers to share. communion would be passing around lubricant as we all stroked or filled ourselves with holy spirit of masturbation. There would be prayers to porn and each wee we would call those who have embraced pornosexuality to testify to thier love if they feel it.
Sometimes porn stars or just average slut women will come and let men worship them as objects for sacred bukkake. The church will encourage regular worship of porn, but will just meet every so often at first.
dm me if interested, already have small version ready, just need midwest congregation